I’ll see my girlfriend today. Morag McTavish is the light of my life and all her little heart desires, it receives. In the past I have brought him a new collar studded with pink rhinestones, a bowl of new bone drinking in China and a fox coat fur.I Morag took for long, romantic walks on the hills, we have was for fun nights on the town laugh at the drunken man, and when the owners allowed me inside, we even together.We huddled by the fire are on the eve of the anniversary of Morag and she asked a trip to our favorite part of the Scottish countryside. We will be able to take long walks in the fields of heather, maybe do a little rabbit hunting, and then snuggle up in the evening in the cottage owned by my friends.I owners have plans for the anniversary far surpassing rabbit hunting.
I intend to ask Morag to marry me. I want to do it properly, instead to go with our owners, I rented a car and take me. Car Rental in Scotland is easy to obtain because of difficult terrain that people do not walk – wimps! Remember, some of the most beautiful scenery takes a bit to go short legs, and even few of us can Scottie dogs fight times.I have prepared as much as possible for this event, but my owners do are not very understanding. Spring came early this year with ear mites. Believe they were the best thing for me, my own me get rid of ear mites with the old method of garlic soaked in oil overnight. The oil is then dropped into my ears the next day.
Great, no mites, I just reeks of garlic – just enough to travel around in confined spaces of a leased car. To fight against that, I stopped on the way to the rental company car and rolled into the fox urine. Morag is going to have! Anyway, I devoured the bottom of the breath freshening cookies, our plaid bags, visited car hire in Scotland and I’m on my way to pick Morag. The excitement and anticipation is for me. If it turns me down? What if she says yes? That’s all to do too much and I start to drool. One thing I hate about Morag’s my drool and I need to stop before moving on to hers.I have “brought my power backup and recover it in the back of my rental car. Oil of cloves on a piece of sugar stops drooling minutes.
It tastes disgusting and gives me the hiccups, but it’s better than picking drool.I Morag time and is impressed with my choice of car rental company. Lots of space in the back, if you know what I mean! As well, considering the amount of baggage that accompanied it. Is not she understand that we are the dogs? There are only so many fur coats are needed dogs. It seems she is out to impress as the outlook for my proposal is good.We arrive at the cottage, unpack our rental car and recognition to relax before the fire for a while. However, concern is beginning to get the best of me and I need this proposal as to where I stand.After a rest, I convince Morag to come for our first excursion into the heather with fields.Along mites, in early spring has awakened all sorts of insects and fields of heather are living with bees and wasps.
What is wrong with this woman that she insists on playing with wasps? How often should I tell him I’m allergic? Morag is dancing around to attract the wasps for us and I’m crazy.When I ask him to stop and come and sit beside me, she is unable to sit. I try to find what’s wrong and get off at. It turns Morag has fleas! Something, she said, she is very sensitive. Apparently, she does not seek to attract wasps, she tried to scratch the bites of fleas. How disgusting. One thing that I can not live with is fleas. I decided against the proposal, the brown in the rental car and drop it to the nearest vets on the way home. A happy ending for me.
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